You don't have to submit your post through a literary agent to get a reply from me, but the "agented submission" line is the line at the head of the line. A word to the wise.
Please! No phones or faxes. You might want to freepmail in advance to get clearance.
In fact, you might want to telepath in advance for clearance to freepmail. After all, it's simple courtesy.
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Please allow 11 months for reply.
No simultaneous submissions. Who do you think you are putting me on some long ping list with a bunch of peasants?
Women are encouraged to ... Never mind. I'd better not go there.