[small_l_libertarian]

My dog was farting in Technicolor yesterday (I told my sweetie that if farts were colored, these would have been tie-dyed!). It was insanely bad - I had to keep getting up and leaving the room! (He's not one of those gross dogs that does it all the time and you get used to it - he just all of a sudden started lettin' 'em rip!) It's been raining a lot and the yard is full of all kinds of mushrooms - I think he may have gotten into some that disagreed with him. Sorry to post a novel about the horrible smell of my dog - just felt the need to share. I won't let it happen again. :-)

[LoneConservative]

Heh...
An old friend of mine had a beautiful Black Lab named Jester. One day, Jester got into a bunch od Slim Jims that were left on a low table after a superbowl party. The resulting farts would just about levitate that dog off the floor.

[Ichneumon]

I think he may have gotten into some that disagreed with him

We've learned the hard way not to feed the rottweiler anything with wheat in it...