Posted on 08/14/2003 8:21:31 AM PDT by Pokey78
New Hampshire
I haven’t really followed California gubernatorial elections since 1859, when Milton S. Latham ran as a pro-slavery Democrat. He was a grandson of my town’s first postmaster, and in this corner of New Hampshire we take a proprietorial interest in his adventures as he pressed west. Californians, as far as I can tell, take zero interest in him, perhaps because he proved to be their shortest-serving governor. Though he was thought to favour making California a slave state, in his inaugural address he was more circumspect about his plans: ‘Entering upon the duties of Chief Magistrate of our young State, it is expected of me, in accordance with precedent, to briefly indicate the line of policy by which I will be governed,’ he began. ‘It would be a better custom, upon the termination of an official career, for an officer to point his constituency to his several completed acts, rather than, in the assumption of office, to promise what may not be consummated.’
Latham knew whereof he spoke. He’d only run for governor because he wanted the Senate seat recently vacated by David Broderick after he’d been killed in a duel with California’s chief justice. Though duelling was illegal in the state, Judge Terry had demanded satisfaction after Senator Broderick called him a ‘miserable wretch’. When the senator’s pistol discharged prematurely, the chief justice coolly shot him through the chest. Latham preferred the job of senator to governor. So, having taken office, he immediately had the legislature appoint him to the Senate and promptly left town. He remains the only governor to keep a journal for every day of his entire term, mainly because his administration lasted just five days. Chief Justice Terry was, in turn, fatally shot by the bodyguard of US Supreme Court Justice Stephen Field, after he’d assaulted the federal judge in the restaurant of Lathrop railroad station in San Joaquin County.
Ah, happy days. A century and a half later, California politics would seem to be just as corrupt and full of loathing as in Latham’s time but a good deal less efficient, lacking either the blessings of five-day terms or the swift cleansing mechanism of a good duel. In the current governor’s race, the only candidate contemplating a violent end for his enemies is porn magnate and Democrat Larry Flynt, who inaugurated his campaign by holding a National Prayer Day beseeching the Almighty to strike down Fox News’s primetime star: ‘Dear God, we ask you to afflict Bill O’Reilly with a brain aneurysm that will lead to his slow and painful death. Lord, make those blood vessels bulge out of his head and explode. Make him writhe on the floor,’ continued Flynt, warming to his theme. ‘Make him lose control of his own bowels....’
Meanwhile, the only Golden State political figure threatening to shoot anyone is the Democratic party spokesman Bob Mulholland, who told ABC News, ‘Schwarzenegger is going to find out that, unlike a Hollywood movie set, the bullets coming at him in this campaign are going to be real bullets.’
Really? Mulholland is one of the meanest operatives in a mean political system, but surely even he’s only hinting at metaphorical bullets — smears about broads, drugs, whatever’s to hand.
Sounds rather old hat to me. In fact, I would say he’s got it exactly backwards. Your average election is at least as full of phoney-baloney shoot-’em-ups as a Hollywood movie. This time round, Bob Mulholland’s going to find out that the manufactured outrage of fake controversies isn’t going to cut it, not when there’s real outrage coming straight at him and his man, Gray Davis.
That’s what the political class seems to resent. Pre-Arnie, it was easy to dismiss this extraordinary recall vote as a ‘circus’, particularly when the candidates making all the noise were pornographers like Flynt; porno actresses like Mary Carey, star of Double D Dolls 2; elderly sexpot exhibitionists like Angelyne the billboard queen; elderly non-sexpot exhibitionists like Arianna Huffington.... There were, at one point, more than 300 Californians who claimed to be running for governor, and they can’t all have been porn stars and washed-up sitcom actors. But the disdain of the establishment never varied, and the entrance of Arnie only reinforced it. In the Los Angeles Times, Republican speechwriter Doug Gamble sniffed that ‘making his announcement on Jay Leno’s The Tonight Show rather than a legitimate news venue was an insult to everyone who takes politics and California’s problems seriously, indicating a candidacy more about self-promotion than public service’.
Oh, phooey. The assumption that announcing your candidacy on some unwatched cable-news show indicates ‘seriousness’ is part of what’s brought California politics to its present decayed condition. Obviously, most members of the ruling class would prefer it if politics remained a private conversation between themselves — legislators, consultants and pundits all yakking away on Channel 137. But sometimes the professionals screw things up so badly they catch the attention of the general audience. Governor Davis has taken politics ‘seriously’ all his life — it’s all he’s known, it’s all he does — and look where it’s got California. By announcing his candidacy on a comedy show, Arnold was signalling that he’s not part of the trivial, self-promoting, self-obsessed political club. It was the right place to be.
Time’s Margaret Carlson went further. She didn’t like Arnie’s crack that this was his most difficult decision since he got a bikini wax in 1978. ‘The bikini wax line, I thought, was beneath any...’ she floundered, so lost for words that she was unable to say what Arnold’s bikini wax was beneath (his bikini, presumably). ‘I thought we’d reached a new low in our politics,’ she told CNN.
Oh, come on. If that’s a new low in our politics, you need to get out more. True, it’s not the funniest line in the world. It’s not as funny as Margaret’s a couple of years back, when she unintentionally summed up the feminist view of the 42nd presidency: ‘We all have a little Clinton in us.’ Hope springs eternal, dear.
I don’t think most Californians were offended by Arnie’s little jest. If you’re facing, for example, a 300 per cent increase in vehicle registration fees, you may well feel that living on the Left Coast is presently very much like Arnold’s wax: it’s painful as hell and you don’t have much left by the time they’re through with you. But, even if you don’t care for it, this is no time for political reporters to be holding their noses like dowager duchesses aghast at the vulgarity of the masses. What’s happened is that for once a major election has slipped its moorings. It’s beyond the management of the parties.
There are, first of all, no primaries. I love the way America allows you not only to choose a party but also to choose which candidate represents that party: it’s a far more responsive system than those Continental proportional representation deals where you just get some nonentity from a central office list foisted on you. But in this vote it’s a completely open slate: instead of a handful of candidates distilled from the biases of their party primaries, there are more than 100 who’ve qualified for the ballot. Republicans will compete against Democrats, Independents, porn stars and fellow Republicans. Turnout, which will be decisive, will be in the hands of candidates not the party machines.
And with more than a hundred candidates the usual game will be hard to play. Gray Davis is a brilliant if repulsive campaigner who’s always squeaked through by making the other guy the issue. This time he’s the issue, and nothing can change that. But, even if you figure out who the other guy is — Arnie? Fellow Republican Bill Simon? — who’s to say demonising him with a big attack ad campaign will benefit you? In a two-man race, destroying the other guy works for you by default. In a hundred-man race, destroying one big-name Republican might just make some other big-name Republican the beneficiary, and solidify what would otherwise have been a split vote. Also, it’s a two-part question: first, you vote yes or no on whether to recall Davis; then, you vote for the guy you want to replace him. In a normal election, if people hate Governor Tweedledee, they express it by voting for challenger Tweedledum. But this time the hatred of Tweedledee has been hived off and contained in Part A. By the time we get to Part B, Tweedledum is going to have to have some reasons of his own to attract people all the way down to the 97th name on the ballot. In a traditional campaign, you ramp up your opponent’s negatives: it’s easier than improving your positives. But you can’t drive up the negatives of 100 rivals, or even ten. Given that the winning candidate may need only 25–30 per cent of the vote, for once the smart thing to do may be to go positive.
You would think Ms Carlson and all the other high-minded disdainers of our ‘mean-spirited’ politics would welcome a chance to try something different. But instead they seem to have bought in to the Democratic party’s view that the whole business is grotesquely distasteful. The Dems feel that way because the more unusual this election is, the worse their chances are. Initially, the party was committed to standing by Davis; the official line was that they weren’t interested in talking about candidates for governor because the recall vote would fail. Then his lieutenant-governor, Cruz Bustamante, who loathes Davis, broke ranks and announced he’d be running, just as a precaution, not that he was expecting his boss to be defeated or anything, but you never know.... The King isn’t yet dead, long live the stand-by King, just in case.
I had a brief conversation with Bustamante at the 2000 Democratic Convention and he didn’t seem entirely there. A few months later, he was giving a speech in honour of Black History Month to the Coalition of Black Trade Unionists and carelessly referred to the Negro Labor Council as the ‘Nigger Labor Council’. He carried on speaking, apparently oblivious, until it occurred to him rather a lot of people seemed to be walking out. I’d love to see a Republican use the N-word at a Black History Month dinner and live to tell the tale. But what’s relevant here is the delay between the unfortunate error and realising he’d made it. As in our little chat at the convention, he seems to be coasting on permanent Cruz control. That he could wind up presiding over the world’s sixth-biggest economy is far weirder than that some celluloid Teuton muscleman could. I’d wager that Arnie would beat Cruz in any debate — but how can you have a debate with a hundred candidates? Bustamante is a political hack backed by Indian casino money who exemplifies the mediocrity of California’s Democratic establishment.
Nonetheless, his numbers aren’t bad. One poll had Arnie at 25 per cent, Cruz at 15 per cent. Considering the former is one of the most famous guys on the planet and the other nobody had heard of till a week ago, that’s impressive. If Bustamante can prevent any big-name Dems from jumping in, he’ll stand a good chance of normalising this election, at least on his side of the ledger: he’ll be ‘The Democratic Candidate’ and he’ll stand a sporting chance of getting most of the Democratic vote.
On the other hand, it seems completely pointless to go through all the turmoil of California’s gubernatorial recall just to install the discredited governor’s third-rate deputy. The anger at Davis is real and visceral, and the Democrats’ attempt to whip up a counter-anger at the anti-Davis anger has largely failed. Davis himself called the recall ‘an insult’ to those who voted for him. He’s right: it is an insult to them, and they deserve it. Only an idiot would have voted for him last November. Unless they’re state employees, I can’t see them lining up to be fooled one mo’ time. The best bet is still that this election will be powered by the anger that’s brought it this far. That means it’s a campaign about ‘change’. And that favours the California Republicans, assuming they can put their long-held death-wish on hold long enough to get behind the most plausible mass-appeal ‘change’ candidate: Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Here’s the way to look at it: however the campaign goes, I don’t reckon Californians want to wake up on the morning of 8 October feeling it’s back to business as usual. If it’s a choice between Cruz control or a wild ride with Arnie, they’ll take the latter.
Brilliant, as always...
Before the phone hits the receiver
You're halfway to the door
The voice said "Get out while you can,
There's just 1O minutes, nothing more"
Time only for the essentials
Better gather them and run---
The false name inside the passport,
The gold bars and the gun
And once again they've come out of the past
And though your mind is cool your heart is beating fast
You've been through it all before
Each time you wish a little more that you could ask
"What do you want from me?
What do you need from me?
There's no rest for the running man
Why can't you let him be?"
It's a long and twisting journey
From the sweeping northern plains
To the outcrops of the jungle
Bowed beneath the tropic rains.
In the customs hall, the officer
Takes you to one side
And his eyes reveal no feeling
As you hand over the bribe
And once again you've bought a little time
And once again you're fading out of sight
Still the fox is growing older
As he calls over his shoulder to the night:
"What do you want from me?
What do you need from me?
There's no rest for the running man
Why can't you let him be?"
Here ... come over here
Beneath a sympathetic moon
We'll sit and talk over old times without a fear,
Another beer from the cafes of the night
The tumbling rhythms of guitars ring loud and clear.
One by one they've nailed the others
But you always got away;
What it is that keeps you just that step ahead
No one can say.
In one last raid the agents
Of the dawn break down the door
Of a house where you were standing
Maybe just an hour before. And still the thread continues to unwind.
You take the hidden roads that only you can find.
And should they come upon your tracks,
There's just a question hanging back you left behind:
"What do you want from me?
What do you need from me?
There's no rest for the running man,
Why can't you let him be?"
"What do you want from me?
What do you need from me?"
Someone should ask her how much she pays her accontants.
Seems to me Arianna is being used by the Rats to attack Arnold. Anyone who is friends with Al Franken is not to be trusted.
Thank you for posting this! There are so many gems in the way he turns a phrase, it's hard to select just one!
Except for Bob Graham, when he was in the Florida governor's office...
bttt for later read ...
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