Good summary. If you are not a sportswriter you should horn in on the market.
Thank you. Every year, I swear I'm going to become one of those elitist snobs who says, "I just don't watch sports anymore." However, if big guys on steroids are running into each other, I'm there.
BTW, I do photograph high school games for small weekly papers, and end up writing a couple of bylines. Nothing as sarcastic as what I've got here, of course.