[stlnative]

WHY CATS ARE BETTER THEN MEN
Cats keep their opinions to themselves
Cat's don't criticize your mother
Cats never question how much you're eating
Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances
Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep
Cats are happy to let you drive
Cats always look good first thing in the morning
One good purr can be worth a thousand words
Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut
Cats love it when you go shopping
Cats never return the gifts you get them
Cats are able to keep the romance alive

[bluefish]

Cats are able to keep the romance alive

Are you involved in a romatic relationship with your cat? That's weird.

[TotusTuus]

This thread is begging for someone to post Gary Larson's Far Side comparison of what a dog hears versus what a cat hears.

Can't seem to find it on the net! ($$$)

It was an impressive search though. Larson personally wrote e-mails to some of his fan sites asking, very kindly, that his "children" be sent back to him since he, like any "concerned father", worries about who they're hanging with.

I'm sure his publishers had something to do with it. Creative way of trying to avoid e-mails from the lawyers.

[JoeSixPack1]

Dogs have a master.

Cats have a staff.

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