[4mycountry]

5 reasons why women are better than dogs.

1. Dogs can't cook.
2. A dog isn't a good date. And don't expect to get anywhere if you're dumb enough to try it.
3. Women can get in the mood. Forget a dog.
4. Dogs don't clean the house. If you leave it there, chances are your dog will relocate it--as soon as he's done eating it. This includes undies.
5. Though a dog will never force you to watch Trading Spaces, a dog will never tell you when a football game is on. If you miss it, you get a lick. Good? No. Take it from me, you don't wanna know where that tongue has been.

[Revolting cat!]

3. Women can get in the mood. Forget a dog.

First of all dogs are always in the mood! Second, dogs always say what they mean and don't speak in euphemisms!

[Double Tap]

5 reasons why women are better than dogs.

1. Dogs can't cook.

No, but I can.

2. A dog isn't a good date. And don't expect to get anywhere if you're dumb enough to try it.

I've dated a few dogs, and I always scored. Wait, are we talking about humans or canine?

3. Women can get in the mood. Forget a dog.

Yeah, like that is going to happen!

4. Dogs don't clean the house. If you leave it there, chances are your dog will relocate it--as soon as he's done eating it. This includes undies.

You mean women clean the house? I'll be damned, I've never seen it.

5. Though a dog will never force you to watch Trading Spaces, a dog will never tell you when a football game is on. If you miss it, you get a lick. Good? No. Take it from me, you don't wanna know where that tongue has been.

I don't watch sports, but I do like to hunt and fish. So do most dogs.

All in good fun!!! ;^)