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Why CATS are better than MEN


1. A CAT always hits the litterbox.

2. Better chance of training a CAT.

3. You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.

4. If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.

5. You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.

6. It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.

7. A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.

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I hear alligators like cats!