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To: montag813

How about fortune cookies?

8 posted on 08/18/2003 6:36:49 PM PDT by RockDoc

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To: RockDoc

"Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application"

26 posted on 08/18/2003 7:09:13 PM PDT by StatesEnemy

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Hey, I got a fortune (out of a cookie) recently that said: "You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly."

I'm sure it was telling me to become a porn star.

42 posted on 08/18/2003 7:33:29 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast

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To: RockDoc

How about fortune cookies?

Fortune cookies are bunk but reading the entrals of dead goats is very accurate 98% of the time. The other two percent is due to illiterate translators and a study has shown that 98% of the illiterate translators were educated in the California Pubic School System.

61 posted on 08/18/2003 8:38:48 PM PDT by slimer

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