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To: Devil_Anse
He had undiagnosed Spastic Speech Syndrome! This odd syndrome makes a person blurt out inappropriate words in the middle of a normal conversation.

The proper DSM-IV term for that would be: Amberette Syndrome

Recent studies report a close link between Amberette Syndrome and Killthebrunette Syndrome. Initial (unconfirmed) reports suggest that peddling manure and the unresloved conflict of yearning for a Corvette and a Bimbette, contribute to the disastrous consequences.

The good news is that a combination of three drugs (sodium pentothal, an anesthetic which puts the afflicted to sleep; Pancuronium, which paralyzes the muscles and stops breathing; and potassium chloride, which stops the heart)permanently cures this syndrome.

71 posted on 08/25/2003 9:47:31 PM PDT by Velveeta
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To: Velveeta
Velveeta, that post was a masterpiece!

And I'm sending in your two new syndromes to Syndrome-lover's Monthly!

"Yes...uh...uh...but no..." Guess he was feeling Amberbivalent that day.
72 posted on 08/25/2003 10:20:46 PM PDT by Devil_Anse
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To: Velveeta
ROFL! Actually, a great new haircut and color job will reduce the worst of the symptoms significantly.
85 posted on 08/26/2003 12:23:38 AM PDT by Yaelle
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