Egyptian Jurists Sue 'The Jews' for Compensation...of Gold Allegedly Stolen During Exodus from Egypt

Memri.org ^ | 8/09/03 | Dr. Nabil Hilmi, Dean of the Faculty of Law at the University of Al-Zaqaziq

[DLfromthedesert]

LOL!!This doctor I work with is from India, and she told us about how the Arabs invaded India and pillaged the country. It's time for the Indian people everywhere to demand compensation from every Arab on the earth, living or dead.

[weegee]

I take it that the litigants are muslims. Lucky for the Jews, islam does not approve of interest so there will not be any interest due on the gold.

Unlucky for the Jews, slavery is still legal under islam so the Jews will be unable to counter sue for reparations.

[weegee]

The Jews should file a counter suit - reparations for 400 years of slave labor.

I got to this thread late. Islam still permits slavery so there will be no reparations.

[BlueLancer]

"Egyptian Jurists Sue 'The Jews' for Compensation...of Gold Allegedly Stolen During Exodus from Egypt"
They crossed the desert in the heart of Sinai, in an attempt to confuse Pharaoh's army, which was on their trail… Later they rested and began to count the stolen gold, and discovered that it reached 300,000 kg of gold."

Okay, guys, I've just been down in the basement and weighed all of the gold that was warehoused from the Great Egytian Heist and there's only 290,000 kg of gold items there. The Unseen/Unknown Overlords of the ZOG are going to be p*ssed if whoever borrowed it doesn't return it by the time of the next official audit

And don't tell me that it's been mis-labeled or mis-stored. I also checked the Templar Gold boxes, as well as the Aztec, Mayan, and Atlantis Treasure bins. On the off-chance that the UUO/ZOG had been playing in the Treasure Bath again and had forgotten to drain it, I looked there as well, but all I found there was the US Gold Reserves that we took from Fort Knox. So, folks, we have a slight problem.

And I can promise that, for a small gratuity, this "clerical error" will not come to the attention of the Grand Inquisitor.

******,
Chief Auditor, Illuminati-Grade 13
Office of the UUO/ZOG

[wimpycat]

I think CP stocked up on incendiary devices for his JBT's and once again neglected to get a purchase order number.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

I can clear this up. Due to my recently announced backlog on providing new ZOG members with media outlets, my departments budgetary needs skyrocketed. Finding newspapers, TV stations and movie studios to provide each convert to Judaism is expensive.

[drstevej]

The Egyptians ought to tour the British Museums. That's where most of their artifacts reside!

[PleaseNoMore]

Who are they going to call in as witnesses?

[Tired of Taxes]

Who are they going to call in as witnesses?

Aw, you stole my thunder. Exactly what I was about to post. What a crazy story.

[DonQ]

The saddest part is that no matter how loony or laughable the claim, the lawyers will get rich from it and defend it to the hilt.

It's not clear what court has jurisdiction and what Jews will be made parties (and a semantic point: The Bible speaks of the slaves liberated by Moses as "Hebrews", they don't become "Jews" until the Book of Esther about 500 years later). I doubt any European court would handle it (at least, handle it with a straight face) because no European country has as much as 10% of the world's Jewish population; the US has about 40%.

The same problem about who would be sued; there can be a class action of plaintiffs but not of defendants, each defendant is entitled to be an identified party so he receives the pleadings and has an opportunity to respond. Can we require that these Egyptians print and mail copies to each and every one of the defendants (namely, every one of the world's [approx] 12 million Jews)? Some of us (i.e. Jews and anyone who wants to claim to be descended from Jews) should come forward and insist on being named defendants, sent copies of the pleadings, and entitled to file pleadings of our own; the more the merrier.

Is a countersuit possible? For example, for the previous Pharoah having every newborn Hebrew boy killed?

[Sender]

Is a countersuit possible? For example, for the previous Pharoah having every newborn Hebrew boy killed?

Now there's an interesting thought. Of course, that brings up more complications such as plaintiffs proving their ancestry, location and that they did in fact have a newborn boy at the time, etc. Makes about as much sense as the other suit.

[Terriergal]

I thought the 'Exodus' was just a 'fairy tale'? If they took all this gold and stuff why didn't the Egyptians go after them? Obviously the Egyptians were rich, they must have had the power to do so...

[Terriergal]

Makes about as much sense as the other suit.

I agree - but then if they can do the 'other' one, they should be able to do the counter suit too.

[aruanan]

Not to mention the fact that it was the Muslims from the Arabian peninsula who conquered Egypt (and the entire Middle East) and plundered it. If the native Egyptians (whatever those are, ha ha ha, considering that Rome and Greece both had a significant presence there) have any claim, the most recent claim is against the Muslim invaders. The Muslim invaders have no claim at all against anyone for anything that happened to the land they conquered before they conquered it. The Jews were just getting back pay for 400 years of slavery. The Muslims plundered a civilization. Typical crap from this bunch of crooks, though. Which is why I said:

Any thoughtful person who knows history and religion would be anti-Islam. Along with Communism, Naziism, and the Black Death, Islam has been responsible for more death and destruction on the face of the planet than just about anything else since the last asteroid impact. Islam was started by predators. It has spread by predation. It has lived off the decaying corpses of the civilizations it has destroyed. It is a vast, ancient sea of corruption, oppression, fanaticism, and ignorance lapping up against the shores of the present, kept alive by the fortuitous accident of living above huge reserves of petroleum.

[Terriergal]

slavery is still legal under islam so the Jews will be unable to counter sue for reparations

Who cares... muslim definitions of legality/morality seem to change with the weather.

[Terriergal]

Short sweet and to the point.

[Catspaw]

What's going to be funny is the Egyptians naming specific defendants in this lawsuit--and getting them served.

[ko_kyi]

no, this story is funny. It couldn't have been Franken.

[weegee]

Actually, their take is that is was legal in the koran so it is still legal. Same with prepubcent sex and marriage.

[Terriergal]

their take is that is was legal in the koran so it is still legal

Yeah but even in the Koran it says there are specific verses and things that are changeable/retractable ... in order to be 'stumbling blocks' for the unbelievers.