[NutCrackerBoy]

Brit Hume LOVED sticking the knife in. It was a pleasure to see such well-done stilletto work!

Knife? Nah. Brit Hume is a Chihuahua prancing around the leg of big 'ol NYT lumberjack, taking little nips.

[.cnI redruM]

If Brit Hume is a Chihuahua, his p------ on that lumberjack's leg, not prancing or nipping.

Besides, the only lumberjacks at the NYT are lumbrjacks in the Monty Python sense:

"He's a lumberjack, and he's OK..."