[concerned about politics]

Taking bribes to bring back lap dances?

It depends on the meaning of the word "lap" dances. "Lap" as in the area covered by joggers, or "lap" as in the "lap" on top of your legs, or are you refering to "lap" top computers? Please, be more specific. You're blurring the issue.
When saying "back", did you mean "back" as in the "back" that has been here before, or the "back" that means this year? How far back are you willing to take this issue? Why regress to times gone by. We all need to start looking tward the future, for the sake of childrens education and health care for the elderly.

[socal_parrot]

Hey, are you Bill Clinton?

While we're on the subject of strippers...

Woman charged with putting on birthday striptease for teens

[william clark]

Not back like in a box back, not back like in a race, not back so we can keep it, but back in time and space

Sorry, a little cinematic esotericism that sprang to mind

[SwankyC]

Hillary, is that you?

[StriperSniper]

It depends on the meaning of the word "lap" dances.

Or "I want to 'lap' that there whipped cream right from between your..."

I think we all can fill in our own disgusting, vile, depraved thoughts from there on. ;-)