Kerry offers himself as Democratic leader

AP | 9/02/03 | MIKE GLOVER

[MEG33]

It's worse..The medals belonged to someone else though he didn't tell that for years.I believe he tossed them over the White House fence.

[PJ-Comix]

Sheesh! I guess we can expect to see Kerry now in parades around the country sitting on a float with a replica of his Vietnam patrol boat and his crew members while yelling over and over and over again on a bullhorn: "HELLO! I'm John Kerry and I am a WAR HERO!"

[prairiebreeze]

Threw a temper tantrum did he? This is rich. Hope the word gets out. If Arnolds interview of 20 years ago is fair game, then Kerry's tantrum is too.

Prairie

[Miss Marple]

My earnest hope is that he and Dean will both lose their tempers in the debate on Thursday and commence fisticuffs on national television.

[MEG33]

Now that would be a sight to behold,LOL!

[prairiebreeze]

LOL!

Prairie

[Miss Marple]

I suppose it would be wrong for me to pray for such a situation, but I do SO want to see it.

Really, I can see them roling around on the floor punching each other, while the rest of the candidates flee to safety. Except maybe Lieberman, who would stand there and wring his hands and whine.

[noexcuses]

Anyone know Kerry's middle name? His websites don't mention it.

[prairiebreeze]

I just emailed Fox & Friends and set forth my points about the hypocrisy of Kerry using his "I am a viet name vet" mantra during his candidacy.

We will see I guess if they pick up the point.

I wish we could dig up some dirt on Dean.

Prairie

[ChewedGum]

The dwarven crew is so comical, that I cannot wait for SNL to start the political sketches. I don't watch the program but their election skits are just far too funny. The 2000 ones were great, but my all time favorite is one with Dukakis, Hart, Simon, Schroeder, etc. back in 1988. That one continues to play in my mind when I need a laugh.

Gum

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

This article reads as if the event has already happened, but it was posted at 5:00am.

Is Jason Blair employed again?

[Lynn]

Yep....got the same impression...reminded me of the old Frogger game weaving in and out of traffic trying not to get hit...

Russert was pathetic...had good questions but very little follow up as the French Frog crossed the highway...

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Really, I can see them roling around on the floor punching each other, while the rest of the candidates flee to safety. Except maybe Lieberman, who would stand there and wring his hands and whine.

... and, meanwhile: Sharpton would be frantically dialing the head of programming for HBO, trying to score a quick couple of bucks off the whole thing. :)

[Arrowhead1952]

Russert was pathetic...had good questions but very little follow up as the French Frog crossed the highway...

I wish Russert had really gone after ol' Frenchie with more follow-ups. He had the right questions, but let Frenchie off to lightly.

[noexcuses]

Nevermind I just found it: John Forbes Kerry.

[WorkingClassFilth]

I once met a man who said he was a war veteran. He said he'd seen heavy combat from Normandy to Iwo Jima. Dropped the bomb himself. He lived under a bridge and drank like a fish.

I nominate 'Soapy' as a Democratic Presidential contender. He has the experience. He has the survival smarts. He has served in harm's way. He has Korsakov's syndrome. In every way, he is fit to lead the nation as a Democrat. His time is now...

KERRY AND SOAPY IN 2004!

http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/korsakov's+syndrome

[Sangria]

John Kerry couldn't lead a dog to the park to pee.