Yoopers? Hah! Dey jus got lost on dere way to Washington Island.
But ya know, if yer goin to Door County, ya gots to stop at Joe Rouers. I know it ain't in Door County, but in Champion on A in Kewaunee County, but hey! He's got good burgers, damn good burgers. Ya can git em plain, you can git em plain wid onions, you can git a cheeseburger wid onions, and ya can git a cheeseburger plain. Ya, I know it ain't been the same since Helen died, and den dere was da fire, but Joe saved dem big cast-iron fryin pans, so it's sorta like the old place almost, but Joe don't do much frying cept on weekends, and even den, cuz he's pretty damn old, ya know....he grinds the meat special, but he sez it's da pans.