[strela]

And the weirdest part? New converts to Scientology's Sea Org (organization) sign a contract with a term of one billion years, over multiple lifetimes.

[D-fendr]

Well, in all fairness it takes at least half-a-billion years to get rid of all your outer space alien cooties.

[StriperSniper]

(It is not true that Larry Flynt's biggest financial donor is Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills.)

Absolutely correct. But he does have a bunch of boobs behind him, in front of him, in fact all around him! ;-)

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