1 posted on
09/04/2003 5:28:16 PM PDT by
dts32041
To: Pan_Yan
Ping
2 posted on
09/04/2003 5:40:49 PM PDT by
Pan_Yans Wife
("Life isn't fair. It's fairer than death, is all.")
To: dts32041
Oh, for Pete's sake, this is easily solved. We stop naming the threat levels after colors - dumb idea anyhow, who could coordinate? - and start naming them after something practical, like body secretions. You know, "Threat Level Phlegm" could be where you're only spitting, and "Threat Level Urine" the more serious level where you're peeing your pants. The highest level could be the equivalent of today's "Threat Level Brown..."
To: dts32041
We should have threat levels named after villians.
Like when the muslims are just blustering, we're at Threat Level Bluto.
If they start get their hands on some airplanes, we move to Threat Level Witchiepoo.
If they get ahold of some WMDs, we move up to Threat Level Blackula.
10 posted on
09/04/2003 6:52:21 PM PDT by
dead
(Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!)
To: dts32041
Funny. Thanks for the laugh.
11 posted on
09/04/2003 6:55:06 PM PDT by
Ruth A.
To: dts32041
AdAstra admits he is too.
14 posted on
09/04/2003 7:26:16 PM PDT by
AdA$tra
(Hypocricy is the Vaseline of social intercourse....)
To: dts32041
Headline I'd like to see:
In big blow for affirmative action in Govt, Tom Ridge announces he is color blind
18 posted on
09/04/2003 10:57:28 PM PDT by
WOSG
(Lower Taxes means economic growth)
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