LOL
I remember back in the good ole days, when you had to ask the pharmacist for them, sneaking up to the counter an whispering , " trojans please".
His reply in a booming voice for all to hear. "Wet or Dry".
Gulp
Now you throw them on the counter and a high school girl rings them up, all the while thinking, " he ought to try the ribbed, those are the ones I like".
It's like, "I didn't really come here to buy condoms, but I saw you were running a sale, so ...."