[Huck]

Overdue for my $10 haircut. Let's see. I take 10 minutes to get ready in the morning. I shower at least once a week whether I need it or not. I like bass fishing, bass fishing, and bass fishing. I can make pizza and grill meat. What do the Madison Ave. homos think of that?

[Hat-Trick]

Exactly! You are among friends, my brother! I wonder when the last time one of these poofer wannabes got their hands dirty someplace other than a kitchen.

Hat-Trick

[FlyVet]

Overdue for my $10 haircut.

Really. I've tried the $25 haircut at one of the "salons" a few times, and I've found that a plain old barbershop haircut looks just as good, if not better. I guess if blowing 60 bucks on a freaking haircut makes you feeeeel better, go for it. Facial and manicure? I have skin lotion and nail clippers at home. I can do it all by myself.

[hunter112]

What do the Madison Ave. homos think of that?

You got it exactly. I'm certain that MadAve types love this sort of guy, no doubt they dump huge amounts of money on crap that they can't even sell at a garage sale!