[TontoKowalski]

I'd much rather have a man who put that effort into something other than himself - like Cub Scouts.

Hey, I'm a Den Leader! Let's hook up if we both ever get divorced.

[Tax-chick]

Good for you, Tonto! (I mean it, everyone should be helping the Scouts!) If I'm widowed, the Horde and I will look you up.