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1 posted on 09/10/2003 6:39:38 AM PDT by presidio9
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Wine and orgasms. Every column. Never fails. :)
2 posted on 09/10/2003 6:42:59 AM PDT by TheBigB (I don't believe in Astrology. We Scorpios are skeptical.)
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To: presidio9
What a pile of C**p!
3 posted on 09/10/2003 6:43:26 AM PDT by LOC1
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To: presidio9
Morford is a definite poofster.

More importantly, he's also a common jerk.

It is fun reading the left's rantings. Makes my morning.
4 posted on 09/10/2003 6:43:47 AM PDT by x1stcav ( HOOAHH!)
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To: presidio9
How about recalling Little Miss Morford's psychotropics?
5 posted on 09/10/2003 6:45:54 AM PDT by meg70
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What a hateful, odious, little man/woman.(I still havent determined its gender) He/she is so angry, that one day she/he will explode. Is she/he out of the closet, yet? Maybe thats it, all the conflicted emotions cause him/her to lash out. It must be tough to have choices like his/hers; Either change the oil in his/her SUV, or buy a new dress.
6 posted on 09/10/2003 6:50:11 AM PDT by cardinal4 (The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
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RECALL MORFORD!!! Please.....God.....(forgive me, Lord)
8 posted on 09/10/2003 6:52:24 AM PDT by goodnesswins (gat enil rednu noitcurtsnoc)
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Let us recall beer-bellied lug nuts who wear grungy sweatshirts and baseball hats and last 1.7 minutes in bed before passing out and dreaming of, well, their next beer. Is that a good place to start?

Sounds like Morford didn't score very well in the bathhouses the previous night and is taking out his frustrations in this screed. Maybe he should just take a cold shower and/or relieve himself?

10 posted on 09/10/2003 6:54:28 AM PDT by chimera
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Does this guy(?) ever make any sense?
11 posted on 09/10/2003 6:55:12 AM PDT by Bob (http://www.TomMcClintock.com)
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Morford reminds me of my gay nephew. Has virtually everything he could possibly want, does whatever he pleases, and still hates anybody who gets in his way. I wonder if my nephew reads Morford. I am certain he would love his columns.
12 posted on 09/10/2003 6:56:29 AM PDT by Irene Adler
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To: presidio9
Is this supposed to be humor?
14 posted on 09/10/2003 7:13:53 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Socialism is slavery)
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Recall whomever told this person they can write. Nothing but socialist drivel, foaming at the mouth at Ameicans because they're starting to think for themselves.
16 posted on 09/10/2003 7:35:08 AM PDT by MontanaBeth (Born Conservative)
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Oh man, he went after Professional football. That will not go over well with Niners fans.
17 posted on 09/10/2003 7:36:06 AM PDT by finnman69 (!)
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It's interesting to watch this particular sodomite's self-image become more and more grandiose with each passing column.

It's very rare, even on reality TV shows, for someone to expose their own psyche so nakedly to the world.

18 posted on 09/10/2003 7:41:40 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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"God but the world is strange."

The author is walking, talking, proof of his thesis.
19 posted on 09/10/2003 7:46:40 AM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles - -)
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AIDS dementia, LSD and assorted other STDs are rapidly destroying Miss Morford's brain. Odds are she’s only good for a few more columns.

20 posted on 09/10/2003 7:51:53 AM PDT by hang 'em (it's time to vote the 'Toons off the planet)
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Recall bitter homosexual carpetbaggers who think Noe Valley is the next best thing to Nirvana, spend more at George than they contribute to the poor, hate everything located in places outside of area code 415, and slide down the slippery slope to Gomorrah.
22 posted on 09/10/2003 8:09:24 AM PDT by GOP_1900AD (Un-PC even to "Conservatives!" - Right makes right)
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Vote now to kiss with everything you've got, love deep, f--- with full intent, feel the divine's hot breath on your skin at every possible moment, buy the best wine you can afford, read your ass off, hunker down, grit your teeth, scream your joy.

The culmination of art and culture, thought and life; the only meaningful religion or morality; all that existence is moving toward, for the Left, is one more orgasm. A few pleasurable contractions, and an ejaculation.

All the rest is just commentary and support. Wine leads to an ejaculation; beauty leads to an ejaculation; politics is the means by which ejaculation is made public and indiscriminate.

All that allows them to ejaculate often and without obligations, they are for. Anything that would limit their ejaculations or suggest an attendant relational obligation, they revile.

Morally, they are the equivalent of the stray dogs you saw in a field this morning, who found each other at random by sniffing, and copulate while staring vacantly at the tree line, then walk off in search of the next meal or ejaculation.

Beneath all the rhetoric, that's all it is.

24 posted on 09/10/2003 8:24:04 AM PDT by Taliesan
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That boy is sure smucked up in the head. I'm amazed by his every flaming column. I wouldn't stand near him in a thunderstorm...ZOT from God, you know, not just any god, but that angry bitter Christian God that Morford loves to hate.
25 posted on 09/10/2003 9:18:54 AM PDT by Sender
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26 posted on 09/10/2003 9:30:55 AM PDT by DoctorZIn
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