[r9etb]

Well, the headline sure doesn't match the stats, which show that in all cases, the vast majority of folks do wash their hands.

I always wash my hands -- even though I almost never pee on them....

[CygnusXI]

Ok...

Being a guy it's really hard to pee on ones own hands.
So. You get up in the morning, take a shower and get dressed.

Now. you do whatever.. work, play, putz around the house.

All the while your "willie" is safely (and cleanly) tucked away while your Hands are-- touching doorknobs, wiping your eyes/nose, shaking others hands, etc..

Seems to me your wanker is clean and your hands are filthy.

It makes more sense to wash BEFORE you pee. Keep that peter clean!!

:D