[Xenalyte]

I don't know how women can stand to sit down as a matter of routine. Perhaps they have some sitting tips they can share. Ladies? You out there?

I would like the record to show that I have never tried this.

[TontoKowalski]

I'd pay good money to see that. LOL!

[Guna]

Well, I haven't tried that female sitting device either.

If the facility is particularly horrific, I try to "hover" very close to the lid to avoid actual contact - yet not cause any unseemly splashing effect. It is not easy being a female! This is why it takes us longer to get done.