[boris]

A Cornell student and a Harvard student are standing at urinals next to each other during halftime at a football game. (Each is wearing his school's jacket.) The Cornell guy finishes first and heads for the door. The Harvard guy supercilliously tells him: "At Havhad they teach us to wash our hands after we piss."

The Cornell guy considers a moment and replies, "At Cornell they teach us not to piss on our hands."

You may substitute school names as you like.

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Apropos of nothing, I witnessed a fellow in the "Ten Items or Less" line in a market in Cambridge, MA. He had like 25 items. The checker said to him, "Are you from M.I.T. and can't read or Harvard and can't count?"

--Boris

[ladyjane]

There's another story about Hahvahd men who are taught to wash their hands before they pee.