[MalcolmS]

Arrr. I'd be interested in seeing a correlation between Piratical activity and proximity to a Muslim nation. There be a long history of Musselmen pirates, dating back to the Corsairs and Barbary pirates.

[isthisnickcool]

I'm in Texas. We do have Muslims but most of the pirates that climb on board our state's "ship" and steal ate Mexicans.

Yep, most pirates in Texas are Mexicans.