[HoustonCurmudgeon]

But when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. I haven't had my skis out of storage but three times since I got here in Memphis back in '96.

I suggest you turn them in for water skis, solve the entire problem, and forget the damn snow.

[archy]

But when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. I haven't had my skis out of storage but three times since I got here in Memphis back in '96.

I suggest you turn them in for water skis, solve the entire problem, and forget the damn snow.

Water skis? I never heard tell of such a thing! Where in heck do the ski poles go????

Besides, you know what W.C. Fields said about that water stuff....

-archy-/-