[packrat35]

I got a tele-zapper and it kills most of these calls but those unfortunate to get through get the "Ava" treatment. Ava is my mentally-handicapped sister-in-law and she loves to talk to anyone on the phone. One guy actually took 30 minutes before he gave up.

Before anyone thinks I am being mean to Ava, remember that Ava oves talking to anyone (especially on the phone) so it entertains her.

[Tribune7]

The Ava treatment. That's great. LOL.