Mark Steyn: If Clark wins

I resent the 90% over 90 yrs old or the 90% of the 9 who hate JOE. I am very much less than 90 I will need those 50 extra years and can't say I hate Joe in any way.

I get my "cup-o-joe" from a percolator. ALways have. Gets hotter faster. 1000 watts. POOF, coffee. Starbucks and the other "coffee houses" are just fads. I am a coffee fan. Strong, caffinated and hot.

No matter how much one tries to avoid "lifer juice" in the Army, it seems you always end up with a cup of it in your possesion. Coffee is truly "the nectar of the Gods"

As for the "older DEMS" this kinda goes the way you decribe the "joe haters" they vote Dem because they feel loyalty to FDR and HST. But there it ends. The cildren of the Viet Nam vets are for the most part Reps.

Oh well my "kitchen noise maker" is silent now gotta go pour me a cup.

A howler, yes -- but I think the "car keys" line is spot-on.
That's what makes it so hilarious!
The D's are headed for a real war to see whether or not the Clintons will remain in control of the party.

The Clinton machine’s providing the money and the muscle, but in Iowa and New Hampshire the envelope stuffers and telephone diallers are already spoken for, and I wouldn’t bet on them switching. In my part of New Hampshire, there are no lawn signs for any other candidate but Dean, and those voters aren’t as fickle as the guys in that CNN poll.
. . . To date, [Dean’s] run a brilliant campaign and is the principal beneficiary of his party’s visceral loathing of Bush and all his works. He’s poised to kill off two Democrat bigshots in the first two votes — former House minority leader Dick Gephardt in the Iowa caucus and Senator Kerry in the New Hampshire primary. Is he going to sit back and let some Clinton stooge who’s never run for anything steal the nomination away from him? Not if he’s the same Howard Dean I’ve spent a decade watching from my side of the Connecticut River. When the going gets tough, Dean gets mean.

Sounds like a lovely summer!

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