To: Slip18
As Sir Lancelot dismounted his horse, he related that he could not participate in the knightly games, as a boulder rolled off a cliff, and crushed his weapons.
King Arthur looked at Sir Lancelot's sword and weapons, all twisted and crushed by the boulder.
"Flatulance, too?" asked the king.
"Yes, sire, I'm afraid 'tis so." And King Arthur excused the good knight from competing in the day's games.
74 posted on
09/29/2003 8:42:05 AM PDT by
sergeantdave
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To: sergeantdave; Eala
He always was a cut above the competition.
His wooden handle was damaged as well, but it was notching to really worry about.
78 posted on
09/29/2003 8:44:59 AM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
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To: sergeantdave
ROFLOL!
To: sergeantdave; Eala; Howlin; Ragtime Cowgirl; Registered; Just another Joe; EODGUY; ...
After he risked his life to blow up the old barn where the rebels were hiding, the squire was immediately promoted by his king.
He took the name, of course, of Sir Launchaloft.
140 posted on
09/29/2003 11:19:40 AM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
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To: sergeantdave; Eala; EODGUY; Eaker
England was making plans for their own manned spaceship, but couldn't get anybody in the House Of Lords to sponssor the in-flight meals.
Nobody wanted to take the title Sir Launchalunch.
141 posted on
09/29/2003 11:24:21 AM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
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