WELCOME TO NEW HAMPSHIRE - NOW GO HOME
...just so you get the flava' of the place. And don't botha' askin' a native if they know something, like "do you know where the fair gounds are," or "can you tell me how to get to the L.L. Bean stoa, 'cause the ansah is always the same, "ay-ah," which means the same as "yup" anyplace else.
I imagine most of the people in New Hampshire feel the same way.