To: Hank Kerchief
...just so you get the flava' of the place. And don't botha' askin' a native if they know something, like "do you know where the fair gounds are," or "can you tell me how to get to the L.L. Bean stoa, 'cause the ansah is always the same, "ay-ah," which means the same as "yup" anyplace else.
No worries, so long as that Bean feller's store has a good supply of Stetsons, as my old one's about worn out and I really ought to be looking my best for the new neighbors.
But I already found the feller who sells the shootin irons.
posted on 10/01/2003 12:15:35 PM PDT
(Keep in mind that the milk of human kindness comes from a beast that is both cannibal and a vampire.)
so long as that Bean feller's store has a good supply of Stetsons
Guess you better stock up before you come up heah!
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