[dawn53]

"He said that the woman grabbed him on his pants without permission, causing him to [ejaculate] on the 29th, and then she calls him on the 30th, stating that he had raped her," the source said. Cops said Sessoms, who stand 6-foot-2 and weighs 350 pounds, claimed the woman - who is 5-foot-5 and weighs 120 pounds - pulled his pants down, performed a sexual act and used his semen to make it appear as though she had been raped

I know this is serious, but this excuse is just funny!

[Diogenesis]

There is nothing funny about it.

He must be a NY-Democrat and therefore "above the law".

[Tijeras_Slim]

I know this is serious, but this excuse is just funny!

Depends on what the meaning of is is.