"America saved France first from the Kaiser, then from the Nazis, and then from the Communists. The result? France cuddles up to Germany and rarely loses an opportunity to spite America. One shakes one's head in wonder that so brilliant a nation should fall prey to so crippling a sin as envy."
Dennis O'Keeffe, Quadrant magazine, October 2003
Ah but the French saved the Colonies from the British, which got the whole thing rolling. The French also gave us back Philadelphia's other notable cult hero... Ira Einhorn. So, I only consider France half bad.