When my brother's USAF fighter squadron went to Alaska for training, they issued him and the other aviators 38 caliber sidearms in case they had to bail out in the wildness.
One of the aviators asked the leader if the 38 could be used on a grizzly bear. The leader said, "Yeah, it will annoy him so that he will kill you faster."
Anyway... I know this thread is dead, but I just *had* to post this, in tender memorial of the two dead 60's fruitcakes:
Have you stopped to consider
How it will feel
Cold grinding grizzly bear jaws
Hot on your heels
- Jim Morrison, "Shaman's Blues"
(Shoulda *listened* to all those Doors records, fruitcakes...)