[Chad Fairbanks]

I always thought "goons" measured you for cement shoes and "thugs" just stole your lunch money...

Well, I've moved up - I now starve children, throw old people out into the street in the dead of winter, pollute, stripmine, and heck, I've even been known to hurt people's feelings... It takes more than stealing lunch money and measuring for cement shoes to be a Goon these days... ;0)

[EternalVigilance]

Well, I've moved up - I now starve children, throw old people out into the street in the dead of winter, pollute, stripmine, and heck, I've even been known to hurt people's feelings...

OMG--you have moved up! Now you're a REPUBLICAN!

[EternalVigilance]

revise and extend:

OMG--you have moved up! Now you're a REPUBLICAN goon!

[CyberCowboy777]

Well, I've moved up - I now starve children, throw old people out into the street in the dead of winter, pollute, stripmine, and heck, I've even been known to hurt people's feelings... It takes more than stealing lunch money and measuring for cement shoes to be a Goon these days... ;0)

Or a Republican - though stealing the lunch program was a classic.