[drstevej]

I know ig-pay atin-lay.

(NOTE: This post does not associate pigs with Latin and should not be construed as an attack on either hispanics or Catholics. Whew, this is gonna be tough!)

[TradicalRC]

Pig latin is quite acceptable. However, is there any pig greek for our eastern orthodox brethren? Or dare I suggest pig Hebrew? Is that an oxymoron? And where does that leave Noah's son, Ham? The mind reels.