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Well, any time you wish to venture out into the Pelagian sea, just stop by for a visit. I'll take you to "4 Square", a holy roller church. Then, we'll visit a few AOG Pentecostals. We'll stop by a CoC to see the HS hiding out in the Baptism waters. And, we'll top it off with a visit to "Word Aflame" United Pentecostal (please keep both feet on the ground at all times unless you want the holy babblers to begin to cast out the spirits within you.) While on tour, we may experience "Holy Spirit laughter," "Slain in the Spirit," "worship lap running," "pew jumping," and various other Finney excitements. If you don't manifest a "gift" of the HS while on tour, you may just be viewed as lost. So, please practice up on your best tongue or prophecy. Remember to start each sentence with "bless you brother." And, make sure you hug anything and everything in sight to show how much of Jesus' love you have.

Woody.

..."Holy Spirit laughter," "Slain in the Spirit," "worship lap running," "pew jumping," and various other Finney excitements.

I love to laugh as much as the next guy, and I appreciate it when the pastor interjects some humor every now and then, but when I saw a video clip of a "holy laughter" service it kinda creeped me out! Can't say I've ever heard of "worship lap running." Is that like "worship lap dancing"? ;-) (Of course there are probably some churches that aren't too far from that. All in the name of appealing to the "unchurched," you know.)

You couldn't lure me into one of those any easier than one of the outposts of the Roman empire!

And, make sure you hug anything and everything in sight to show how much of Jesus' love you have.

I may not be one of the Frozen Chosen but even a Baptist can be pretty Presby on this matter of group hugs.

It might even lead to dancing.