[ninenot]

We have an engineer for all purposes--design, construction, maintenance (Arrogant Bustard.)

However, we do NOT have a Minister of Fact-Checking. Think of an elegant way to phrase that--in essence we need to be quite certain before we, ah, assist the accused in his/her auto-da-fe.

BlackElk will be quite busy without having to ascertain the validity of the charges, I think.

As to your Catholicism--you will be pleased, no doubt, to learn that our PRIME agenda is not to round up and dispatch the usual suspects. Rather, the principal activity of the TTGC is to pursue the Beatification of TomTorq.

It's long overdue.

[NeoCaveman]

However, we do NOT have a Minister of Fact-Checking. Think of an elegant way to phrase that--in essence we need to be quite certain before we, ah, assist the accused in his/her auto-da-fe.

Minister of Verification? Better yet "Minister of Substantiation"

Rather, the principal activity of the TTGC is to pursue the Beatification of TomTorq.

A worthy and long over due cause.

[drstevej]

***Rather, the principal activity of the TTGC is to pursue the Beatification of TomTorq.***

I do have Erasmus of Rotterdam lined up ahead of Tommy the Torque for canonization but if the white smoke wafts my way, I could make your day.

Saint Torque could be the patron saint of missing limbs.

We need someone working on his application. What miracles can we use?