[Dr. Eckleburg]

And you're making too much noise for a two-week-old Freeper. Shhh!

(I know you guys like your authoritative tones.)

[GoBoks]

Ah Well,

I guess 22,748 groups of you can't be wrong, can they? How many of these groups are actually right? How can you be right when you use an abridged version of The Bible?

Never mind, by the end of the year there will be 275 new "religions" that think they are right. must be nice to simply change your religion when your old one has a belief that makes life inconvenient for you.