Okay, let's see if this helps.
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Depends.
Charismatic: Only 1. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterian: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptist: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalian: 3. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Unitarian: ?. We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent,3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodist: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene: 6. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutheran: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
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>>How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Depends.
Evangelical Fundamentalist: It's not in God's infallible word that we are to change the lightbulb.
Only if you're Wisconsin Synod. Otherwise you're going to Hell! :)
You forgot the Orthodox. Our version is something like "Change? Why would you want to change anything?"
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