[Conservative til I die]

In a startling collision of modern technology and ministry, Crockett's Bluff Community Church is the first known church in America to use Logitech's biochip technology to receive its weekly tithes and offerings.

Gotta love them fundies. They always know what their top priorities are.

Suckas gots to get paid, ya'heard?

[Conservative til I die]

Damn! I got roped in! Tell ya though, I could believe it.

[bonfire]

In the RC church they just scan twice.