[timpad]

I suspected, but I really, really wanted this to be a legit story. It would have made my day!

[Littlejon]

Anyone wanna take bets on how long before some news nerd reads this and does a report on the local evening news?

I fully expect a NY Slimes full page story on this, hailing it as the newest salvo fired over the bow of the EEVIL Christian Right clipper ship!