They not only ate bad mushrooms, they compounded it by smoking the cheap weed before topping it off with a batch of homemade crack that didn't turn out right!
I read somewhere years ago that sometimes the best way to counter the devil is to laugh at him, so to the "archdiocese" of San Frandamnsisco I can only reply to their "blessing our oneness" by saying:
PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I like your style!!!!