To use an example even the theologian-gym teacher Genevieve Beney (and MAYBE the people at Reuters) MIGHT be able to understand:
It's like trying to consecrate a potato chip.
No can do.
TaxachusettsMan, your illustration was much more clear than mine.
Do you think the Reuters article was factually inaccurate? They didn't say she was ordained as a Roman Catholic priest, but that's certainly the impression one could get from reading it.
Or a bit like starting a women at quarterback for the New England Pats?