I have to relay this story.
I am on Catholic Answers forum. A lady came in and asked what she should to with old scapulars and other blessed sacramentals.
One of our more clever posters came in and said to bury them or..
"Throw them at Protestants. It makes them pull their capes over their heads and hiss."
A few of us had wet pants over that one.
It got edited for reasons of charity.