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To: netmilsmom
>>The Catholics have glowing red eyes and eat Protestant children as well.<<

After we strangle them with our Rosary beads and offer them up to a statue of the Virgin Mary.

Just don't tell them that the candles aren't really made out of bees wax but out of ground up of the older Protestants, we only eat the young ones as they are more tender....

143 posted on 09/28/2005 6:49:06 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Go Mike Pence, Operation Offset, and the Cleveland Indians)
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To: dubyaismypresident
I'm beginning to think you aren't taking this quite seriously enough.
147 posted on 09/28/2005 6:52:50 PM PDT by Uriah_lost
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To: dubyaismypresident

>>Just don't tell them that the candles aren't really made out of bees wax but out of ground up of the older Protestants, we only eat the young ones as they are more tender....<<

Shhhhh. That's going too far into our deepest darkest secrets!
The Pope is listening on your mercury fillings.


151 posted on 09/28/2005 6:53:31 PM PDT by netmilsmom (God blessed me with a wonderful husband.)
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