[NYer]

I do have a nice rubber iguana. I keep it on my computer display. It's a monitor lizard

ROFL!!!

Alright .. how about something truly extraneous - a saint that will confound everyone. Do you have a beard? a white beard? Could you pass as this saint?

And .... you get to wear a nice robe, too!

[magisterium]

St. Sharbel?