[Mr. Jeeves]

The Dalai Lama has urged Christians not to convert to Buddhism.

Whereas a Christian says, "Convert to Christianity, or Jesus will kill you."

Whereas a Jew says, "Convert to Judaism, or God will kill you."

Whereas a Muslim says, "Convert to Islam, or I will kill you." ;)

[Lochlainnach]

It seems strange, today at least, that Islam used to be the religion that would allow non-believers to live once they took over an area--with a healthy tax upon the non-believer, of course. "Christians" used to be the ones doing most of the slaughtering.

How things have changed.

[Petronski]

Whereas a Christian says, "Convert to Christianity, or Jesus will kill you."

Not really.