Trust an Episcopal "priestess" to be unable to figure out how to burn something. You need a bunch of guys to burn stuff. They always find a way, even if it involves gasoline or liquid oxygen . . . one of my favorite websites is the one where the engineers got to experimenting on how fast they could light a barbeque grill . . . the answer, with liquid oxygen, is measured in fractions of a second. Problem is, it vaporizes the grill!
