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KMART SEEKS "REVIVAL"; REPLACES MARTHA WITH RICK WARREN
TSS ^ | January/February 2005 | Horace Pook

Posted on 04/12/2006 11:34:52 AM PDT by Gamecock

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To: Gamecock

This is satire, right?


21 posted on 04/13/2006 5:51:48 PM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus

Yup


22 posted on 04/13/2006 11:10:07 PM PDT by Gamecock ("I save dead people" -- God (Eph 2:5))
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To: Gamecock

"I have seen the blue light!"


23 posted on 04/13/2006 11:22:40 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Gamecock

"Jesus saves! So can you, at K-Mart!"


24 posted on 04/13/2006 11:24:04 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

BWWAAAHAAAA!


25 posted on 04/13/2006 11:40:48 PM PDT by Gamecock ("I save dead people" -- God (Eph 2:5))
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To: polymuser; HarleyD; Larry Lucido; dangus; AlbionGirl; Calm_Cool_and_Elected; lupie; irishtenor; ...
With products like this they are sure to have a winner:

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26 posted on 04/14/2006 2:10:26 AM PDT by Gamecock ("I save dead people" -- God (Eph 2:5))
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To: Gamecock

Of course! And to keep that trim figure, try our Christianity-Lite (TM) lemonade mix. :-)


27 posted on 04/14/2006 3:07:34 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: ladyinred

Martha sure showed how hifalutin she was on those Apprintist shows as those everyone only wanted to go to her estate for a reward!


28 posted on 04/14/2006 3:41:05 AM PDT by restornu (Sick Birds don't fly far, Dead Birds don't fly- Bird Flu Hype.com)
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To: Gamecock

don't you just love this Kmart chairman Edward Lampert explained (thinking out loud....)

"Hey, God has a purpose for you shopping at Kmart.’ Plus, have you seen how much money this purpose-driven cr*p is making?”


29 posted on 04/14/2006 3:43:52 AM PDT by restornu (Sick Birds don't fly far, Dead Birds don't fly- Bird Flu Hype.com)
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To: restornu
***"Hey, God has a purpose for you shopping at Kmart.’ Plus, have you seen how much money this purpose-driven cr*p is making?***

Are you buying from the PDL collection Resty?

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30 posted on 04/14/2006 5:43:31 AM PDT by Gamecock ("I save dead people" -- God (Eph 2:5))
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To: Gamecock
Oh my gosh! That is hysterical! Unfortunately, I'm afraid that it won't be long before you can buy that stuff.

CC&E

31 posted on 04/14/2006 6:33:55 AM PDT by Calm_Cool_and_Elected (Be nice, I'm new here)
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To: Calm_Cool_and_Elected
Sadly, that is what makes the funniest material.


32 posted on 04/14/2006 6:39:42 AM PDT by Gamecock ( "I save dead people" -- God (Eph 2:5)
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To: Gamecock
‘Hey, God has a purpose for you shopping at Kmart.’

Well, He also had a purpose for Nebuchadnezzar and the Babylonian army.

This isn't a similar purpose, is it?

33 posted on 04/14/2006 10:49:30 AM PDT by siunevada (If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
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To: Gamecock
Too funny, Gamecock. :) Thanks for the ping. I tried to find a picture of Martha and Ricky together, and this was the best I could do:


34 posted on 04/15/2006 2:30:14 AM PDT by Forest Keeper
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To: Gamecock; TommyDale; Cyrano; GOPPachyderm

ping!

It's OK, Kmart lost my business long ago when they pulled ammo on 9-11.


35 posted on 04/22/2006 9:58:15 AM PDT by Terriergal ("My conscience is captive to the word of God...here I stand. I can do no other. So help me God." ML)
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To: jude24

You think Warren doesn't make money?


36 posted on 04/22/2006 2:27:47 PM PDT by TommyDale
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