"He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative."

"It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged."

G.K. Chesterton

"There are some ideas that are so stupid that only an intellectual could believe them."

George Orwell

"You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism."

P.J. O'Rourke

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."

Robert Wilensky